chapter 1

THEY TOOK HIS MOST PRIZED POSSESSION: WORMHOLE.COM
TL;DR
AND NOW THEY'RE BUILDING THE
"FUTURE OF THE INTERNET"
ON A BED OF LIES...
NOT ON OUR WATCH
HELLO, WORLD!
WEB2 BROS
IN WEB3 CLOTHES
RUGGED
A 79-YEAR-OLD
OG FROM WEB1

chapter 2

ON MAY THE 4TH, WE TRAVELLED ACROSS SPACE AND TIME, COLLECTING FRAGMENTS OF DICKO'S WORMHOLE. YEARS PASSED, INTER-GALACTIC ADVENTURES WERE HAD.

WHEN ALL HOPE OF RETURNING HOME WAS LOST, THE UNIVERSE SPOKE TO US THROUGH A NAGMIFISCENT CRYSTAL. HERE'S A RECREATION:

DICK SPEAKS WEB3

x

nagmi.xyz

rEpAy DicKO

sUmMoN tHe FoRcE

uSe tHiS sYmBoL

THE REST IS A BIT FOGGY.

OWN A PIECE OF DICK SPEAKS WEEB3

AND FUNDIN’ MORE
FROM ‘THE FORCE’

THE LORE OF THE FORCE AND

nagmi nagmi

chapter 1

bad news

79-Year-Old Carl Sagan Fan Loses Wormhole.com to Crypto Company After Lawsuit

good news

We're flipping the script on WAGMI.

In our world of web3, corporate dicks are NAGMI:

Not All Gonna Make It.

If crypto bro's are the dark side, NAGMI is the force.